Our dear neighbors are moving. So before May and I start faking fist fights in the backyard, performing ritualistic animal sacrifices in our driveway, and blasting our loud music to keep certain buyers away, we are opening up this home to you. We are picking our neighbors.
I am just waiting to hear back from a couple of personal invites I sent out. But if you are interested I will put you on the waiting list. People currently ahead of you on that list:
1. Bo Jackson
2. Ethan Schofield
3. George W. Bush
4. Rambo
5. Pistol Pete Maravich
6. The cast of Braveheart
7. All surviving members of Led Zeppelin
8. Captain Caveman
9. The Asian kid from Goonies
I am just waiting to hear back from a couple of personal invites I sent out. But if you are interested I will put you on the waiting list. People currently ahead of you on that list:
1. Bo Jackson
2. Ethan Schofield
3. George W. Bush
4. Rambo
5. Pistol Pete Maravich
6. The cast of Braveheart
7. All surviving members of Led Zeppelin
8. Captain Caveman
9. The Asian kid from Goonies